sederplate-hametz:

gotta bounce The Leg

galacticjerk:

*sees two bees flying around my garden*
me: i wonder.,. if…. they’re friends..

make–it–gayer:

I love math

fuckthekxng:

goingtrickster:

my gf who has minimal knowledge of the Pokemon world likes to nickname my Pokemon for me

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

srrybabe:

farfel:

oh? yeah?

SHE’S BACK YALL

babyfairy:

turing-tested:

im losing my fucking mind over this video

WHAT IS GOING ON?

one-million-cats:

weedmum:

stygianzinogre:

crimson–peach:

weedmum:

When you work at Lush and customer comes in and bites the soap because they think it’s cheese

this happens way more frequently than you think, i assure you

Well if you frickers stopped literally presenting soap as deli food maybe it wouldnt happen?

who goes into a bath store and thinks something covered in glitter is cheese

who goes to the store and just takes a bite from the cheese

metalgf:

Just had a glimpse of my alternate reality where I am the mom that made this meme